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Ask Miss Smartypants - July 27, 2009

Ask Miss Smartypants - July 27, 2009

Written by Miss Smartypants

Monday, 27 July 2009 00:00

Art: Nina Charest

It's the Sex issue, so guess what kind of questions Miss Smartypants is answering this month! Send yours (on topic or not) to This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it .

Dear Miss Smartypants,

What's a blow job? How do I skeet, skeet to the windows and/or wall? How can I superman that ho? What's a Cleveland Steamer, Dirty Sanchez or Donkey Punch?

I want to know!

Dear Need to Know Basis,

Are you asking me this because I'm the sluttiest person you know? Your word would have been worldly? Back in the day, I used to have a worldly friend, and I would wait 'til our walks home after school to ask her about things that I had overheard and didn't quite understand. Then I discovered the internet. But you don't want to Google because you're afraid of the results. I'm going to let you in on a little secret: Urban Dictionary. Bookmark it. Every single term you ask about is in there. Next time someone makes a joke you don't quite get, make a mental note and look it up when you get home.

Last One's a Myth,

Miss Smartypants

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