Downloading Movies is Wrong! |
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| Written by Kevin Johns |
| Sunday, 03 May 2009 19:00 |
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By downloading movies you are stealing from the hardworking artists of Hollywood, and more importantly you are single-handedly destroying the movie business. The art form that you love so much and that has enriched your life in so many ways is being utterly destroyed by YOU!!!! I mean, everyone knows that the work print of X-Men Origins: Wolverine that was leaked onto the internet last month is the reason the film had such an miserable time at the box office last weekend. What did it make? $10 million? $20 million? See what you have done you evil, evil pirates? You are nothing but common thieves! Why don't you just steal an old lady's purse while you are at it? YOU have RUINED Hollywood! Oh... wait a second... This just in: Turns out that Wolverine, despite the fact that everyone has already downloaded it, made just under $90 million dollars last weekend, and is a huge smash hit. Huh. And I was so sure that Hollywood was ready to collapse because of downloading.
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