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Hometown Pride (Osgoode Style)

Written by Kevin Johns

Monday, 13 April 2009 19:00

The Ottawa Sun is reporting that a set of bagpipes was stolen from a truck parked outside a convenience store in my hometown of Osgoode - a rural community half an hour south of Ottawa.

The instrument belongs to Mr. Bill Stewart, a provincial justice of the peace. He plays in the Ottawa Police Service Pipe band. The bagpipes are stamped with the Police insignia.

Way to go Osgoode. Way to live up to your reputation of being a hick town full of morons and screw-ups. You make me proud.

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Last Updated on Tuesday, 14 April 2009 02:34

Kevin Johns is a (Cult)ure Magazine contributor since Wednesday, 07 January 2009.

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