Because three vampire posts in a row are better than two, let's all take a moment to admire Rolling Stone's True Blood cover for their September issue, shall we?

The only question is, will this implied threeway come to pass on the show? Okay, there are other questions like, "If Alexander Skarsgaard doesn't wear a sock, why does Stephen?" and "How do I get the job standing around splashing these guys with more blood?" and "How many sit ups went into this shoot?" There just aren't any other relevant  questions.