Last week, Mitchell and Clarice were sent home, and no one will really miss them. This week, we have a really, really, really exciting guest judge in Lady Gaga (who gets to sit in Nigel’s seat, which is bonkers). La Gaga is looking amazingly nutty today. Her outfit is a sort of psychedlic take on Sgt. Pepper, but in body suit form. I am sure you follow me. She also has faded teal hair. Wonderful. We also have a second guest judge who isn’t very exciting in director Rob Marshall. This week the dancers will do another routine with an all-star, and then a routine with a fellow dancer. They advertised that they would be doing this last week, but then crapped out to the boring solos. I am excited to see it.

Sasha and Pasha: Quickstep by Jonathon Roberts