Last week Stacy Layne finally developed an iota of personality, and it meant that she won. Delta was in the bottom two for her lackluster Cher (which was getting off easy, frankly--Cher knows teamsters). But it was the queen they call Mariah who was sent sashaying away. She will be missed, but only because Ru uses her name in reference to Paint Your Wagon.
Raja, Manila, Delta and Carmen have started a club where they call themselves Heather. It is lame. The mini challenge today is to have a naked picture taken. Delta Work is concerned because she doesn’t “even like to have sex naked”. The ladies are allowed to wear light make-up and nothing else. Alexis Mateo adorably tells us that she has been single for a really long time, and that America is going to find out why. Stacy is concerned about getting naked, but then she is given a sheet, so she isn’t naked at all. Raja has no problem being naked. Carmen gives us too much ass (as always). Shangela looks pretty, but has a serious man stomach (in that it is muscled). Yara Sofia is covered in tattoos that look like dirt smudges. Ok, later in the judging it seems like she has smeared paint on her face, so maybe the tattoos are an attempt at body paint. She has a smaller waist than 95% of women. Manila has trouble changing her face from picture to picture. Alexis struggles with nerves, and doesn’t have a great shot. Delta is also given the sheet (as was Alexis), and she goes for a goddess pose. Carmen Carrera takes the win. Finally, a challenge that played to her one strength.
Carmen gets to assign all of the ladies a type of cake, and they will create a couture look inspired by their cake. As Ru makes his rounds while the ladies are working, he announces that they will also have to create a cake that will be an accessory to the look. The cakes are already baked and they just have to ice them.
Zooey Deschanel, who seems to live her life as if the movie industry invention "Manic Pixie Dream Girl" were an actual thing, dropped out of university because "my specialness [was] not appreciated in this place". She further comments on how rough it is to not be appreciated as the unique snowflake she is in an interview with Allure (via Gawker). Good thing Hollywood is willing to fawn all over her in the manner which she deserves.