At least that's what I'm forced to infer from the new Vitamin Water/New Moon tie-in commercial. No sooner am I promised antioxidants via watered down juice than a young man suddenly morphs into a wolf/husky/thing! See for yourself after the jump.

I have had Vitamin Water on several occasions and have yet to develop any supernatural abilities, so I guess this commercial is all about the false advertising. It remains to be seen if this is a better or worse product tie-in than Gossip Girl's Vitamin Water party ("I'll have a Vitamin Water, please?") or the time Dorota gave Miss Blair a Vitamin Water "for strength." On the other hand, Dorota kind of makes everything awesome.