The New York Post's NYPD March 3 blotter includes the following little gem:

Brooklyn

He just wigged out.

A raging husband in East Flatbush assaulted his wife after trying to rip off her hairpiece, authorities said.

Willey Lilley, 48, clashed with his 58-year-old wife in their residence on Avenue H near East 48th Street at 10 a.m. Sunday, cops said.

He allegedly tried to yank off her wig, then scratched her on the ear and neck.

Lilley fled, but was arrested the next day and charged with assault, said a spokesman for DA Charles Hynes.

The woman was treated for minor injuries.

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Did anyone check for a massive scar under her wig symbolizing of her battiness? Because that's what happened with Marcia Cross on original recipe Melrose Place. 

 

On the other hand, having seen Good Hair, if he messed with her weave, she should sue him for damages.